How’s it going? Congrats on babyonce #2! That is super exciting. Just a reminder, my offer still stands to babysit.
Anyway, I saw you got Skylar Diggins a brand new Benz for graduation after signing to Roc Nation sports. That is very generous of you.
I can see now why you may be hesitating on giving me the $50,000 you rightfully owe me. You are probably thinking, “Yeah I have no issues giving Jeff the money. What’s 50 grand to a motherfucker like me, can you please remind me? But the traditional co-gift of a Benz is a bit much with a second child on the way. HOV!”
I get it, Jay. And I’m nothing if not understanding.
Listen, I don’t need a Benz! I’m more of a Honda guy. I have had 2 Accords but switched to the Civic a few years ago because it’s much better for city driving and parking. My lease is up in July and I’ll probably go with the 2013 Civic which has been TOTALLY redesigned. I don’t really care though. All I require are 4 wheels that move in a direction that I specify & place for an Aux cable.
So don’t worry about giving me a car. It’s not necessary. If you do want to co-sign my lease though, it might be helpful. I’m not sure where my credit is at these days.