What’s good (always wanted to say that), Jay-Z?
It’s your pal Jeff AGAIN inquiring about the status of the $50,000 you owe me.
I was perusing Black Sports Online today and saw this little nugget that said you bought Robinson Cano a $36,000 watch for his birthday.
"Cool," I thought to myself, wondering why you were dropping so much money on a middle infielder. I mean, sure the commission you’re going to make on his (probable) $300m deal is probably quite high, but is he going to deliver quality ideas for you like I am?
But then I saw the watch. Holy shit, that thing is ugly.
I understand that Hublot’s are your thing (and don’t forget this offer I made you) but that piece of shit cost $36,000?
My girlfriend recently got me a Fossil watch and it is beautiful and I love it. I get compliments on it all of the time. Since we’re currently not homeless, I can be certain that it did not cost $36,000 either.
That thing you gave Cano is kind of ridiculous.
Also, I literally can’t tell what time it is in that picture.
You need me to help you step up your watch game. So I will consider the $50,000 my salary to be your Arbiter of Watch Purchase Common Sense.
Let me know if I need to fill out my W-9 in advance.